"Never before in the course of human conflict has so little been done by so Many to so few."
- Ya Raqeeb
I am Ang
Ang-I-Am
That Ang-I-Am, that Ang-I-Am
I do not like that Ang-I-Am
Do you like Blue Gods and Ham?
I do not like Blue Gods and Ham
I do not like them, Ang-I-Am!
Would you praise her here or there?
I would not praise here or there
I would not praise her ANYwhere!
I would not praise Blue Gods and Ham
I do not like them, Ang-I-Am
Could you worship such a bitch?
Would you worship in a ditch?
I could not worship such a bitch
I would not worship in a ditch
I would not praise here or there
I would not praise her ANYwhere!
I do not like Blue Gods and Ham
I do not like them, Ang-I-Am
Would you serve her in the rain?
I would not serve her in the rain
Watch your lands go down the drain?
My lands will not go down the drain
I will not serve her in the rain
I could not worship such a bitch
I would not worship in a ditch
I will not praise here or there
I will not praise her ANYwhere!
I do not like Blue Gods and Ham
I do not like them, Ang-I-Am
SoS? Say, SoS!
Would you gangbang SoS?
I would not gangbang SoS
My pantaloons would be a mess!
Are you dumber than a rock?
I am not dumber than a rock!
Would you be a laughing stock?
I will not be a laughing stock
I am not dumber than a rock
I would not gangbang SoS
Please, Ang, take another guess!
Won't flush my kingdom down the drain
I will not serve her in the rain
I could not worship such a bitch
I will not worship in a ditch
I would not praise her here or there
I will not praise her anywhere!
I do not like Blue Gods and Ham
I do not like them, Ang-I-Am
Are you hung just like a flea?
Is your IQ 33?
Hung like a flea, dumb as a rock
IQ's 33 and a laughing stock
My lands will not go down the rain
I will not serve her in the rain
I could not gangbang SoS
My pantaloons would be a mess!
I would not worship such a bith
I could not worship in a ditch
I will not praise her here or there
I will not praise her anywhere!
I do not like Blue Gods and Ham
I do not like them Ang-I-Am
You do not like her, so you say
Convert, convert and you may!
Convert and you may, I say!
Ang, if you will let me be
I will convert and you will see
Say, I LIKE Blue Gods and Ham!
I do, I like them Ang-I-Am.
And I am hung just like a flea
My IQ dipped to 33
And I am dumber than a rock
And I will be a laughing stock
And I would gangbang SoS
And in my pants I'd make a mess
And I would praise her in the rain
And flush my kingdom down the drain
And I would worship such a bitch
And I would worship in a ditch
And I would worship here and there
Shit, I would worship ANYwhere!
Now I like Blue Gods and Ham!
Thank you, thank you, Ang-I-Am!